smack that ass from 8 feet away
more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours
More like smack a lamp and break it and get yelled at
More like smack the wall and leave a gooey print on the paint and get yelled at.
More like drop it on the carpet and pick off hair and fluff from it for the next few hours
More like get it stuck on the fucking ceiling
more like high five your friend in the eye by accident