Because me and Jobo-san (Taiyaki-fish@Tumblr) were extremely bored earlier today and started making up and tweeting random vindictus pick-up lines.
Aniki: You were worth my party feather Jobo: Wanna room together with me for Colru? ♥ Aniki: bby you make my head spin Aniki: You are like a prairie erg, far beyond reach. Jobo: I saved my corona JUST for you. Aniki: I promise I won’t break your heart like Ferghus breaks your weapons. Jobo: Glas’ pants? I’d choose yours over his any day. Aniki: What’s the key to getting the break off to your heart? Aniki: I don’t normally use my Judgement of Goddesses, but when I do, it’s just for you. Aniki: bby, your love is like a magic arrow to my heart Aniki: 7 hours to craft my cloth? 7 more hours to spend with you.
